January 1, 1993-Today's date
She is survived by her sister (Miranda), mother (Tonya), brother (Jacob), step father (Kevin), and her fionce (Jordan). She was a very loving and kind young woman. She died before she got to be married to the love of her life Jordan who is, as we all know, not available for the next two years. We are all sure that, though his heart is broken, he will dutifully serve out his mission. Note: not a CIA mission but a church mission. (though I suppose hw would love to work for the CIA)
Her dream was to publish a novel before she turned 30 and, though she never did turn 30, she will manage this goal as we are publishing her blog. She would have wanted it that way. So now, for a limited time only you can purchase the Official blog of Kalyn for only $19.95. Inside you will find all of the random thought she has. No sorry Had. In total there are 30-something blog entries exactly. a page turner if I may say so myself. (though of course you could get it online for free but buy it in case the internet ever, you know, DIES like she did)
We couldn't decide who to dedicate the blog to as she never said to whom she would want the blog dedicated to. So we decided to dedicate it to the person who's name showed up the most *drum roll please* it was a really close call but congratulations Rachel R. Sorry Jordan apparently she didn't talk about you as much as you thought she did. Of course this could be because she was living with Rachel at the time of her untimely death but we will never know.
We are happy to say that she is in a better place, which can actually say because she was a Mormon, no correction, she was a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints, that was a mouthful which is probably why people call them Mormon (though they should be called LDS if we are going to abbreviate)*Rachel has wondered why abbreviate is such a long word (just thought that was good to put in this obituary since Kalyn was known to be random, she would have wanted it that way)
There is a sad cry going through-out the nation today at the realization that her cafe (that would not have served coffee) will never be created. Friend Rachel R says, "I was so looking forward to Kalyn's unique combinations such as her cheddar-E cheesy caramel apple delicacy. Sadly I shall never taste the fruits of her success" That is not the way she would have wanted it. So at her funeral , which will be held tomorrow*, they will be serving the aforementioned delicacy.
*remember people Tomorrow never comes!
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